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How to Make Windows Faster than Linux

If you're using Windows and want to make it faster, follow these steps below:

1. Defragment the hard three times a day

2. Remove the antivirus (much consumption)

3. Disable Automatic Updates

4. RAM Upgrade

5. Buy a new CPU

6. Downgrade to Windows 95

7. Wait for Windows 9

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Anonymous said...

How to get Linux to install all the proper device drivers and necessary utilities for sound cards, graphics cards, printers, and various USB peripherals:

1) Install Windows.

Anonymous said...

But ONLY if you are a retard!

Anonymous said...

Anyone following the list of suggestions above to make Windows faster than Linux is a retard, and the only person more retarded than this is the author suggesting the installation of Windows 95!

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