1. Defragment the hard three times a day
2. Remove the antivirus (much consumption)
3. Disable Automatic Updates
4. RAM Upgrade
5. Buy a new CPU
6. Downgrade to Windows 95
7. Wait for Windows 9
More information here
How to Make Windows Faster than Linux
If you're using Windows and want to make it faster, follow these steps below:
1. Defragment the hard three times a day
2. Remove the antivirus (much consumption)
3. Disable Automatic Updates
4. RAM Upgrade
5. Buy a new CPU
6. Downgrade to Windows 95
7. Wait for Windows 9
More information here
1. Defragment the hard three times a day
2. Remove the antivirus (much consumption)
3. Disable Automatic Updates
4. RAM Upgrade
5. Buy a new CPU
6. Downgrade to Windows 95
7. Wait for Windows 9
More information here
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How to get Linux to install all the proper device drivers and necessary utilities for sound cards, graphics cards, printers, and various USB peripherals:
1) Install Windows.
But ONLY if you are a retard!
Anyone following the list of suggestions above to make Windows faster than Linux is a retard, and the only person more retarded than this is the author suggesting the installation of Windows 95!
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